ems, scorpio / insta: @emsssh /
— (via moaka)
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple